Tuesday, November 15, 2011

Basic Biology?

No wonder kids are so stupid these days when other stupid people do their homework for them. In the length of time it took to type out the question Tony could have looked up the answer in any dictionary

Why do the Brisbane Lions have double standards with off-field indiscretions when Brendan Fevola is involved?

Most likely it was that player's FIRST discretion. How many chances has the FEV had????? He's almost as bad as the Cuz. Remember HIM? Then you have the ZERO tolerance that COLLINGWOOD employ

Will there ever be a debate where someone actually answers a quesiton?

I hate watching the debates because all it is is finger pointing at the other candidate, or jabbering on about something that has nothing to do with the question. Why can't they just answer a question??? Why can't the moderator stop them from rambling and just make them answer the question. Threaten if they don't just answer, that they will be kicked out of the debate. I understand explaining your position, but only after answering.

Rate this joke on a 1 - 10 scale if 10 is the lowest, OK?

Brazzington hit Burlington about midnight. The night was clear and the road was crisp and bright from the headlights he had just cleaned at the Sunoco station 20 miles back. "Oh darn it," Brazzington screamed at the top of his lungs to nobody since he was alone, "I am a lunatic. I am a lunatic. I am insane" Suddenly a Genie came out of the day/night mirror with the radio station number glowing in the extra cost radio option embedded in the El Dorado mirror. The Genie said "Brazzington, I will grant you one wish. I would suggest you do not wish for a million wishes because if you do I will crinkle your backbone and smash your head with these hammers I am holding." Brazzington thought for a while and screamed at the Genie, "You are insane too! I must say the chant that Buffy and Willow left written down inserted in my right pocket which holds the pocket protecter and the little six inch ruler. So here goes: 'E Pluribus Insane; E Pluribus Brain; E Pluribus put a big hex [no more space]

What Caliber to use to hunt Crocodiles?!?

G'day mate,if your in Australia you cant shoot crocodiles they are protected,but if you need to protect yr self you can shoot it but you cant take the skin because if you do they will charge you for shooting a protected species.But if i came across one i would be using a 308 cal because i would be hunting wild pig in the areas where the croc's would be .cheers mate

If Paranormal Activity IS fake (and I'm not saying it isn't) how would you fake it?

Movie producers can fake almost anything. Just start watching many movies and television shows and you will see many things faked that look real. that is why it is called a movie.

Please help!!.....has anyone had or heard?

I had my tubes tied 6 yrs ago. From Sept. to Jan. I did not have a period, Jan. was a bit heavy, but not outrageous. Feb. nothing, March I started bleeding on the 2 and it is sometimes heavy with lots of clots, others its regular, and I was bleeding for 22 days.....I had bw and ultrasound in Dec. which showed only a few cysts on my ovaries.....Friday I had more bw and another ultrasound, the tech couldn't tell me much, but she did say that she has never seen fibroid pop up within a few months, so that's out of the question, however I am ually active, and had 3 days ago, that night I craved oj the next night I puked my guts up, and stay nauseated, my are sore, my body aches, alot of pregnancy symptoms, but is there anything besides being pregnant that makes you feel you are??.....I have to wait 2 weeks before I go to the doc for results, my nerves are shot, and I am scared so any input is appreciated!! Thanks!!